“Us” is a fairly generic term, right? The fact is, this is a blog. It’s a blog about a lot of shit, mainly legal shit, and it’s maintained by the Boozy Barrister.
Who is the Boozy Barrister?
The Boozy Barrister is, despite the name, not a drunken barrister. Being an American lawyer, the Boozy Barrister is at best an inebriated attorney. But the alliteration of “Boozy Barrister” was too good to pass up, and someone had to use it.
Boozy, as he is affectionately known among those that know him but don’t “know” him, is a civil litigator who took the long road to being a lawyer, previously holding esteemed positions as a bartender, a car salesman, and a riverboat deckhand. He maintains his nominal anonymity on here, and a look through his post history should make it pretty clear why he does this. There are those who have met Boozy in person, and describe his appearance as a cross between Danny Devito and a hobbit. Those who have heard his voice, and have escaped unscathed, have commented that it’s like “honey.” Some people have even described him as “nice.”
Boozy fervently disagrees with all of these things, and maintains that he is a candy-coated asshole with a shit-flavored center.
Boozy can be contacted at email@example.com, but prefers to be left alone unless you’re contacting him with something to write about, praise, or offers of money.
Interested in having Boozy pop up somewhere? Drop him a line at the above email.