Funny story: On August 1st I was sitting on a porch in the mountains of Tennessee, reviewing the damage the bears had done the night before to the furniture. In the midst of it though, it hit me: I was on vacation and had forgotten to post the InkedFur.com Furry Friday post for the month of July (By the way, there’s a special code for you reprobates at the end of the post)! Those weren’t bears! Those were furries! Furries tracking me through the mountains to make me pay for forgetting about them! So, this month, in hopes you guys won’t come to my actual goddamn house, here’s a special mid-month edition of Furry Friday where we’re gonna start talking about a highly requested topic: Fursuit Contracts.
Holy shit, you little fucks suck at money. I mean, you guys make enough of it, a lot of you, and you invest it and shit, and I know for a goddamn fact that there are a lot of you out there who are good, responsible people with your cash in your day to day lives. But Jesus, for the past four months since I started doing these Furry Friday posts all I’ve fucking heard about is people wanting me to start talking about fursuit contracts. It seems like every goddamn time I open up Twitter, one of you is diving headfirst into my messages with a tale of how you gave hundreds or thousands of dollars to a creator only to wait years for someone to deliver a fursuit. You know. If the fursuit was ever delivered to begin with.
Then there’s all the salt over on the other side of the creative fence, where fursuit makers are contacting me and saying shit like “They did a chargeback, what can I do?” or “I shipped and they never paid,” or my new personal favorite: “Could you review my terms of service?”
Terms. of. Service.
…Jesus fucking christ on a pogo stick, my tiny lawyer heart withers a little more each day.
Oh, and let me clear:
Commissioners: I’m gonna piss you off today.
Fursuit Makers: I’m gonna piss you off, too.
Fuck it. You all goddamn well deserve it.
Also, let me be clear on one more thing: This isn’t the end. These fucking commission agreements and how these things are being done have more than one problem with them, and I’m gonna be coming back to this shit.
Today, though, I want to talk about what seems to be one of the biggest fucking sticking point I’m hearing about: Paying.