Good Morning my little legal reprobates! Have we all accepted that I am absolute shit at keeping my promises? Because I could have sworn that I promised I would be updating this place and trying to get it designed as a much more professional site and working on posts and all of those fun content creation things that people promise to do and then I, promptly and without warning, fucked back off into the internet ether again.
Sorry about that shit.
I type this from a nice hotel room in Detroit, Michigan – which in true fashion means I’m actually typing this from a nice hotel room from Ypsilanti, Michigan outside of Detroit and I think technically closer to the college town of Ann Arbor. It’s almost 8 in the morning as I sit here sipping on a shitty cup of hotel coffee (having first had to run to the desk because I chugged all the good coffee left and was left with only decaf, which we all know is Satan’s Bean Juice). I have a day of comedy shows ahead of me, my spouse in the shower, and I’m wearing nothing but denim in my bid to convince the border guards I’m actually a Canadian in case I need to slip over the border to start a new life as a moose milker in Newfoundland. It’s been a couple months of shows, travel, and work in that thing I call a day job and in that time things on here kind of went by the wayside.
Not because there’s nothing legal going on – one merely need to glance at the news to know that there’s plenty of legal shit going on in the world. The wholesale dismantling of the constitutional protections of due process is not least amongst the things that are presently “going on.” But there are people a lot smarter than me who have said a lot of good things about that topic much faster than I could given all the daily commitments I have, so I’ve been letting them. Sorry about that
See, I’m already apologizing. I’m a shoe-in for Canadian citizenship, they truly are my people.
Anyhow I’m dropping in to let you know that I’m alive and working on a post for this place about the constitutional levels of review and scrutiny that are applied by Federal Courts (though I’m not sure how much longer a discussion of anything constitutional is going to matter) that I plan on having up this upcoming Thursday. Tonight I’m recording a live show of the Legal Funhouse before our now-standard audience. And I’ll have some more tales coming up soon. We’re working on getting the home office and recording studio back together, and I’ve been chugging through an old adventure game each week over on my Twitch channel in the evenings if you like that sort of shit.
I’ll see you all again soon, and if you happen to be in my area this evening feel free to track me down and say hi. I’m lonely and need the auditory fellatio of praise.
See you soon,
-Boozy
